AN INTERVIEW WITH INSANE WAYNE
by bethany shady

Wayne: I need your Pen & Think piece now.

Bethany: Can I give it to you tomorrow?

W: No.

B: I'm busy trying to move to LA! When exactly do you need it by?

W: Now!

B: Do you think you could lay off of me for a day or so, you fucking beast?

W: No. Either get it to me tonight, or don't do one this month.

B: Christ!

W: Yes?

B: Dude, you suck.

W: Whatever.

B: Hey, do you think dogs have lips?

W: (click)