This summer, my friends Debbie, Realtoon, Neogeo the Prophet and I went to the Vans Warped Tour 2002! We all had a great time. Here are some of the things we saw:

• Lots of large people in tiny clothes!

• The Guinness drinking band known as Flogging Molly!

• Pro-BMX biker Rick Thorne give us a free calling card!

• Some funny propaganda at the PETA tent!

• Pimply teens ask us for pot!

• A young lass get hit with a Yoo-Hoo beachball!

• Lots of sweltering heat and waterguns!

• Kids being dropped off by their parents!

• Our good friend Jodi Boatman!

• Pro-skater Steve Caballero doing tricks!

• Absent Vinnie’s favorite band: Sugarcult!

• Flogging Molly’s Dave King almost vomit backstage!

• Lots of spikey and brightly colored hair!

•Tons and tons and tons of freebies!

• $2.50 waters and $4.00 beer!

• Actor Charlie Sheen backstage! Sike!

• The killer band Ozma!

• Security guards that care!

• DJing honeys at the Ladies’ Lounge!

• Hardcore anti-corporate kids sporting Airwalks at the Playstation 2 tent!

• A punk rock cutie with a dope ass Tank Girl tattoo!

We had a lot of fun. We plan on going back next summer.