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SHADY CREEK, IL - Despite all financial forecasts, Brian Tuffalog's CafePress website failed to show any profits for the second fiscal quarter. The site-- which sells a number of shirts and knickknacks, all of which feature images of Tuffalog's landscape paintings-- has been in operation since the beginning of the fourth quarter last year.
"I just don't get it," stated Tuffalog. "Everyone likes the outdoors. So why not wear garments that remind people of the outdoors while they’re stuck indoors?"
In response to his pretend shareholders' demands, Tuffalog has committed himself to handing out more fliers at his area grocery store and retirement home.
