CHILDREN'S BOOK OF THE STARS!
Reporting by Bethany Shady
Illustration by Kiki Maclean

HOLLYWOOD, CA - As more celebrities jump on the children's book writing bandwagon, the pressure becomes greater for every Hollywood star to put pen to paper. With Madonna, Jerry Seinfeld, Will Smith, Jamie Lee Curtis, and just recently Gloria Estefan all joining the ranks of children's book writers, it is becoming the number one trend in Tinseltown.

The latest children's book written by a star to go to press is Michael Jackson's Little Boy Blue: Cum Blow My Horn.

The book, though written with children in mind, will only be available for purchase at the 53 adult book shops off of Interstate 94 between Racine and Milwaukee counties in Wisconsin.