ORLANDO, FL - An obese family of four have another fun and exciting day of eating planned at the popular vacation spot, Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom.

"Yesterday, we ate breakfast at Main Street Bakery," stated Melvin Scharrer, 38, father of the fat four. "And then we had our first lunch at Tony's, our second lunch at Cosmic Ray's, and then dinner at Columbia Harbor House."

Each Scharrer family member is equipped with a map of the Magic Kingdom and a Sharpie marker, which they keep handy in their belly bags. Restaurants with a check through them indicate an eatery the family has already decimated, while a circled restaurant indicates one that hasn't yet felt their wrath.

"This is our fourth day at the Magic Kingdom," stated mother Nancy Scharrer, 37, from her wheeled fatty-fatso cart. "We hope to have this park done by noon tomorrow. And then it's on to the restaurants at Epcot."

When asked if any of the family members had gone on any rides yet, the family's daughter, Luella, stated, "Well... no. Oh, look! An ice cream sandwich cart!"