POEM ONE:

Panama Jack with a fanny pack,

Put your fist up and be black.

Tomatoes give me zits,

Wanna see my tits?

Stick a dinger in a Snack Pack.

POEM TWO:

Ace and Gary suck ass,

Wipe their faces in the grass.

Hey, baby Ruth,

You like the sparkle tooth?

Leave behind a stinky bass.

POEM THREE:

Leaving town ain't easy,

I'm leaving to be sleazy.

Travelin' like a freak,

Up my skirt, take a peek,

I'll miss my friends that are greasy!

POEM FOUR:

Soon I'll say, “Eh!”

Think that sounds gay?

It's been a great trip,

Now it's time to skip.

I'll be back again someday.

STICKY BOOGERS!

(I had to add something off-the-wall to that sappy one!)