BIBLE VERSES AS TOLD BY IN-N-OUT BURGER
By Bethany Shady

In California, and other less important states out West, there is a fast food chain called In-N-Out Burger. No matter what time of day you go there, there is sure to be a line out the door, because the food is so damn good. But if you take a closer look at the paper your food is wrapped in, you'll notice little Bible verses printed on every wrapper. These are their meanings:

JOHN 3:16 (found on the bottom of a soda cup)

"For God so loved the World that He gave His only son to In-N-Out Burger."

REVELATION 3:20 (found on a burger wrapper)

"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, please tell him to order me a Double-Double Animal-Style and a medium drink."

PROVERBS 3:5 (found on the bottom of a milkshake cup)

"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; for He will lead you to the In-N-Out in the sky for free fries."

NAHUM 1:7 (found on a Double-Double wrapper)

"The Lord is good, a stronghold in the day of trouble; for He shall protect you from the devil that is McDonald's."