Ninjas don't give a hoot.

Mess with one of 'em or

Even look at them wrong,

They’ll kick you right in the

Poop chute.

Because ninjas don't give

A fuck about shit, dude.

They'll puncture your thorax

Or knock out your teeth if

You're rude.

Ninjas defy social

Convention in that they

Will not take crap from you,

Be you black, white, Asian,

Or Jew.

If you ain't got no class,

Ninjas will beat your ass...

For true.