NINJAS IN DA BASEMENT
ninja poetry by d.j. kirkbride
illustration by sal swayzo

What's that sound?

...

Exactly.

It's quiet.

Too quiet.

Nothing, not even

A stirring

In the entire

Gee damn house.

Fuck, dude.

Ninjas? Why would they want us?

What'd be their

Motivation?

Wait!!! Did you hear that?

Like a slice through the

Air?

Hey,.. I'm talkin' to

You!

Now did you or did you not

Hear that?

Dude?

...

Dude?

Oh sh--!